News Archive

  • Wheel Of Fortune Nepotism

    5/9/2023 Culver City, CA – Maggie Sajak, the daughter of Wheel of Fortune host Pat Sajak, will be turning letters for the second time on the show this Wednesday in place of Vanna White, who will be competing in that days’ Celebrity Wheel of Fortune. Sources say that Maggie was chosen by her father without

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  • Chris Pratt’s Toe-tal Disaster

    5/8/2023 Hollywood, CA – Chris Pratt, the star of Jurassic World and Guardians of the Galaxy, thought he was sharing a harmless joke with his fans when he posted a photo of his toenail on Instagram a few days back. Little did he know that his toenail would become the most hated thing on the

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  • Church Ladies Try To Clean Up Kentucky Derby

    5/7/2023 Louisville, KY – Yesterday in an effort to make the Kentucky Derby a more family-friendly event, a group of church ladies designated the infield as an “alcohol-free” and “no bare chests” zone. They decided something had to be done to curb the rowdy behavior that has been associated with the infield in recent years.

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  • University Of Oregon Gets Ducked

    5/6/2023 Eugene, OR – Duck For Cover: University of Oregon Graduation Ceremony Turns Fowl The University of Oregon’s graduation ceremony was supposed to be a proud moment for the class of 2023, but it turned into a messy ordeal when a flock of ducks decided to drop some unwanted gifts on the unsuspecting graduates and

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  • Golden Corral King Charles III

    5/6/2023 – London, GB-ENG In a stunning move, the coronation of the new king and queen will be held at the Golden Corral buffet restaurant, in what some are calling a “pared-down” ceremony. “Given the current economic climate, we felt it was important to show that we are responsible and in touch with the people,”

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  • Jamie Foxx Medical Condition Revealed

    5/5/2023 – Atlanta, GA Actor and comedian Jamie Foxx was admitted to Grady Memorial Hospital in Atlanta on April 11th after experiencing a “medical complication” during a Netflix film shoot “Back in Action”. Hospital administration announced today Foxx has been uncooperative with the medical staff in an apparent one-man show as his namesake, the late

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