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West Virginia Man Inherits Mother-In-Law’s Teeth

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Bequeathed Dentures
  • Mother-In-Law continually used stereotypes
  • Daughter researching value in used dentures
  • Son-In-Law amazed at how much his wife’s mom truly loved them
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Trump To Be Addressed As “Felon 47”

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Dodgers Hit With Tariffs

Fox News rebrands to Faux News

Fox News Rebrands As “Faux News”

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Trump Rolls Out “Thankful Victims” Program

Donald Trump Constitutional Treasure Hunt

US Announces “Constitutional Treasure Hunt”

Tesla on fire

Musk To Vandals: “Teslas Will Combust Without Your Help”

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Rubio To Deport Canadian Geese

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Trump’s Tariff on Canadian Steel and Plastic Spatula Ban

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Emoji Futures: The New Wall Street Trend

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Putin On The Hits: Trump’s Russian Tariff Via Song

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Musk: “We’re Pretty Sure Some Of It Landed On Mars”

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Trump “Time Travels”, Makes Bizarre Predictions

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Independent Politicians: Unfair “Fake News” Distribution

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Fire Department Responds To Eggsaggerated Fire

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Bill To Make National Toast Day A Federal Holiday

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NIH Discovers New ‘Procrastination Gene’

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Trump Unveils Lip Balm Tax

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Musk Email Request Unleashes Inner Child

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CPAC: Vance’s Big Reveal

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Donald’s Red, White, And Blueland Grab