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YouTube Felon On The Loose
5/15/2023 Los Angeles – Trevor Daniel Jacob, the notorious YouTube mogul and convicted fraudster, has made a daring escape from a police transport on his way to a federal prison in Lompoc, CA. According to reports, Jacob convinced the guards to let him film a stunt for his YouTube channel, where he would demonstrate the
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Trump Rips On Mothers, Ignores Melania
5/14/2023 New York City – In a bizarre Mother’s Day message, former President Donald Trump said that “all mothers matter,” but sparsely mentioned Melania who is the mother of his youngest son Barron. Trump’s statement came in response to a question from a reporter about his thoughts on Mother’s Day. The reporter asked Trump if
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Lambert’s Cafe Sued For Environmental Damage
5/13/2023 Sikeston, MO – Lambert’s Cafe, the self-proclaimed “only home of throwed rolls”, is facing a lawsuit from a group of environmental activists who claim that the restaurant’s practice of throwing rolls to customers is causing massive waste and pollution. The lawsuit, filed by the Green Bread Coalition, alleges that Lambert’s Cafe is responsible for
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Minnesota To Legalize Tomatoes
5/12/2023 St. Paul, MN – The Minnesota Senate has passed a bill legalizing tomatoes for recreational use. The bill, which was passed by a slim margin, allows for individuals over the age of 21 to possess up to one pound of tomatoes and grow up to six tomato plants at home per year. Citizens are
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Biden Forgives Student Loans Back To 1776
5/11/2023 Washington, D.C. – In a stunning move, President Biden announced today that he would forgive all student loans dating back to 1776, as long as borrowers can provide receipts for their tuition payments. The announcement came as a surprise to many, especially Republicans who have been trying to block any and all student loan
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DeSantis To Become President Of Florida
5/10/2023 Tallahassee, FL – In a stunning move, the Florida legislature passed a bill on Tuesday that would create a new position of President of Florida and grant it to Governor Ron DeSantis. The bill, which was sponsored by Republican lawmakers and passed along party lines, would give DeSantis unprecedented powers and autonomy over the
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