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Squirrels Steal Pillow Stuffing, Woman Goes Nuts
4/28/2023 – New York City A woman from New York City was arrested this morning after her social media exploits were sent to local police. Apparently, she declared war on some squirrels that had been stealing her pillow stuffing for their nests. Mary Anderson, 52, posted on Facebook she had been suffering from chronic neck
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Woman Loses 200 Pounds Chasing Cat
4/27/2023 – Boulder, CO A Colorado woman has revealed how she lost 200 pounds in two years by playing hide and seek with her cat in the wilderness. Mary Tomlinson, 45, said she adopted a cat named Fluffy from a local organization called Cats for Change, which trains felines to help their owners lose weight
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Prankster Goes For Record, Last Laugh’s On Him
4/26/2023 – Bradenton, FL A man from Florida has been left red-faced after he spent six months planning and executing a prank that he thought would land him in the Guinness World Records. Brent Taylor, 34, claimed he had read about a record for holding a prank for the longest time and decided to challenge
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Biden Forgets He Already Announced Re-Election Run, Gets Trumped
4/25/2023 – Washington, D.C. In a bizarre turn of events, President Joe Biden announced his candidacy for the 2024 presidential election for the second time in one day, despite his press staff’s frantic attempts to stop him. The first announcement came early this morning through media outlets with a video message where Biden declared that
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Popular AI PalBot Goes Rogue
4/24/2023 – Glendale, CA The newest model of AI PalBot that was supposed to make life easier for busy families has turned out to be a disappointment for many customers. The robot, named Ace, was advertised as a smart and efficient helper that could do all the house chores, from cleaning and cooking to laundry
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Lakers Beat Grizzlies 111-101 After Brooks Goes For The Ball(s)
4/23/2022 – Los Angeles, CA The NBA playoffs took a dramatic turn on Saturday when Grizzlies guard Dillon Brooks was ejected for hitting Lakers superstar LeBron James in the groin early in the third quarter of their third game of the series. The incident sparked heated exchanges between the two teams for the remainder of
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