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Biden Announces GoFundMe For Student Loan Debt Relief
6/30/2023 Washington, DC – In a stunning move, President Joe Biden announced today that he has created a GoFundMe campaign to help millions of Americans pay off their student loans, after the Supreme Court ruled that his plan to cancel up to $20,000 of debt per borrower was not within Biden’s authority. “I knew this
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Surprise! Neighbors Sue HOA, Say It’s Useless
6/29/2023 Wichita, KS – In a shocking revelation, residents of the Maplewood Estates have accused their Homeowners Association (HOA) of being useless and incompetent, after months of failing to address a serious issue: a trash can on the roof. The trash can belongs to Mr. Bob Smith, who lives at 314 Maple Street. According to
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Ellen DeGeneres Confirms Orca Whales Are Angry
6/25/2023 Salinas, CA – In a desperate attempt to understand the recent spate of Orca whale attacks on boats, Save The Whales held a press conference today announcing they enlisted the help of Ellen DeGeneres, claiming she can speak whale. DeGeneres, who famously voiced the character of Dory in the animated movies Finding Nemo and
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The Price Is Right If You Have Medical And Life Insurance
6/24/2023 Los Angeles – The Price Is Right, the popular game show, has announced a new policy that will affect future participants. Starting next week, all audience members must provide proof of adequate life and medical insurance before entering the studio. The policy change comes after a recent incident where Henry, a lucky contestant who
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Ted Williams’ Head Gets A New Body Thanks To Upside Foods
6/23/2023 Berkley, CA – In a shocking announcement, Upside Foods, the company that recently received FDA approval to sell its cultivated chicken grown in a lab, revealed today it has created a new division called Revive-A-Cell, where it plans to use its cell-cultivation technology to grow human cells. The company’s first project: Restore a body
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Tom Brady Goes From Super Bowl To Super Bored
6/22/2023 Tampa Bay – Former NFL star Tom Brady has opened up about his struggles adjusting to retirement, saying he feels “anxious” and “unfulfilled” by his post-football ventures. Brady, who retired on February 1 after having won seven Super Bowl rings, said he has not found the same satisfaction in owning a pickleball team and
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