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Tesla Announces Mars Lander
7/19/2023 Austin – Tesla, the electric car company founded by billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk, has announced that it will start producing its most ambitious vehicle yet: the Model ML, Mars Lander, that can also function as a flying car on Earth. The ML is designed to be a hybrid between a spacecraft and a car,
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Trump Unfazed By Target Letter: “I Love Target”
7/18/2023 Washington D.C. – Former President Donald Trump has dismissed the significance of receiving a “target letter” from special counsel Jack Smith, indicating that he is under criminal investigation for his role in the attempts to overturn the 2020 presidential election resulting in the attacks at the Capital on January 6, 2021. In a statement released
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Singer Pink Is Spooked
7/17/2023 London – Pop star Pink has revealed that she has been experiencing paranormal activity ever since a fan threw her mom’s ashes on stage during her concert at Hyde Park in June. See video posted by Brietbart News: The singer, who is currently on her Summer Carnival Tour, said that she felt a cold
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DeSantis Considering Banning Mickey Mouse From Florida
7/16/2023 Tallahassee – Florida Governor Ron DeSantis is reportedly considering banning Mickey Mouse from the state, citing concerns over a mysterious illness he calls “Mice Care Disease”. According to sources close to the governor, DeSantis believes that Mickey Mouse is spreading a deadly virus that causes people to become “too compassionate, too empathetic, and too
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Area 51 Scientists Excited Over Disovery Of Hidden Door
7/14/2023 Las Vegas – In a shocking twist, scientists at Area 51 thought they had discovered a portal to another dimension. The portal was found by accident when a construction worker was removing drywell in preparation for building renovation. A researcher, Bob Yungas, was nearby testing a new device that was supposed to detect anomalies
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Wimbledon Umpire: Hall Pass Required For Toilet Break
7/13/2023 Wimbledon – USTA and Wimbledon officials announced today they are investigating an incident that occurred during the qualifying rounds. The incident involved an unnamed pro tennis player who needed a toilet break, but was asked by the chair umpire if they had a hall pass. If so, they would be allowed to “go tinkle
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