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Biden’s Next Illusion: Biden & Associates Law Firm
7/31/2023 Washington, D.C. – Hunter Biden has pulled yet another bewildering career change out of his bag of tricks. After brief stints as an artist, investment advisor and Ukrainian energy executive, Biden is now claiming to be an expert attorney. “For my next trick, I will create the illusion that I am a highly competent…
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Trump Claims He Digitized Classified Documents To “Save Taxpayer Money”
7/30/2023 MAR-A-LAGO, FL – In a shocking announcement today, former President Donald Trump revealed that he had taken boxes of classified documents from the White House to his Mar-a-Lago residence in order to digitize them and “save taxpayer money.” “I love all things digital, it’s tremendous,” Trump said. “I realized the government was wasting tons…
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Elon Musk’s Next X: Auntie Anne’s Pretzels
7/29/2023 Lancaster, PA – Eccentric billionaire Elon Musk announced today his goal to acquire national pretzel chain Auntie Anne’s Pretzels for $3.5 billion. Musk stated he’s already invested $2.25 billion with Focus Brands and now enjoys majority ownership in the famous pretzel company. “I’m just really into the letter X and pretzels. I noticed Auntie Anne’s…
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New Study Confirms Bad Dad Jokes Linked To Childhood Trauma
7/28/2023 Chicago – A startling new study published this week in the Journal of Science confirms earlier research showing that children exposed to bad dad jokes can dramatically impact a child’s mental health. This week’s study revealed there was a correlation between a child’s frequency experiencing these “groaners” to higher rates of PTSD, anxiety, and…
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From Fictionally Frustrated To Satirically Satisfied: My Journey To 100 Articles
7/27/2023 EVERYWHERE, USA – Hello satire and parody enthusiasts! I can hardly believe this website has churned out 100 fictional tales of absurdity. What a strange ride it has been. When I first started it back in April, I wasn’t sure how far I could stretch the limits of lunacy. Yet here we are, 100…
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Starbucks Unveils New UAP Inspired Drink “Unidentified Frap”
7/27/2023 Seattle, WA – Coffee giant Starbucks has announced an out-of-this-world new drink inspired by UFOs. Dubbed the “Unidentified Frap,” the new frozen coffee concoction contains mysterious extraterrestrial-themed ingredients that Starbucks says will teleport your tastebuds to another dimension. “We wanted to capture the obscurity around UFOs and unexplained phenomena,” said Starbucks spokesperson Stacey Cranberry.…
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