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NYC Mayor Hires Pigeon Czar
4/20/2023 – New York City, NY New York City Mayor Eric Adams has announced the creation of a new position in his administration: the Pigeon Czar. The Pigeon Czar will be responsible for overseeing the city’s efforts to reduce the population and nuisance of pigeons, which have been plaguing the streets and sidewalks with their…
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Desantis Declares War On Disney, Claims Reedy Creek As His Own
4/19/2023 – Reedy Creek, FL In a shocking move, Florida Governor Ron Desantis announced today that he is launching a military campaign to take over the Walt Disney World Resort, claiming that it belongs to the state of Florida and not to the “evil mouse empire”. Desantis said that he has been secretly building a…
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