4/22/2023 – Parker, WV

In a stunning display of marketing genius, a vintage first-generation iPhone sold for the low, low price of just $5 at a recent auction. The reason for the rock-bottom price? The phone is an old piece of junk that no one in their right mind would actually want.

The iPhone, which was still unopened in its original packaging, was auctioned off by LCG Auctions to a small group of bidders. Despite its historical significance as the first iPhone ever released, the phone failed to generate much interest due to its outdated technology and lack of features.

“I mean, who would want this thing?” said one prospective bidder. “It’s basically just a brick with a screen.”

Despite the lack of interest, the winning bidder was ecstatic to get their hands on the vintage iPhone. “I’m a huge Apple fan and I love collecting old technology,” they said. “This is definitely going to be the crown jewel of my collection.”

Many in the tech community were baffled by the sale, with some questioning why anyone would pay even $5 for such an outdated device. “It’s a testament to the power of branding and marketing that Apple can still generate interest in a phone that’s over 15 years old and completely obsolete,” said one tech expert.

While the iPhone may be a relic of the past, it’s clear that the power of the Apple brand still holds sway over many consumers, no matter how outdated the technology may be.