Funded By Trump Meme Coin

10/12/2025 – Mar-a-Lago, FL

President Donald Trump unveiled a new international honor today: The Novel Peace Prize, which he insists is pronounced “KNOW-VEL” and has absolutely nothing to do with the Nobel Peace Prize that recently went to someone else.

“A lot of people have been asking me, ‘Sir, why didn’t you win the Nobel?’ And I tell them, forget about it—I created something better,” Trump announced. “It’s called the Novel Peace Prize. KNOW-VEL. That means new, by the way. Very smart word. When you say KNOW-VEL, people know exactly what you’re talking about.”

When reporters noted the pronunciation should be nah-vul instead of sounding like The Nobel Peace Prize, Trump doubled down. “No, no. This is how it’s said. KNOW-VEL. The fake news will try to tell you it’s NAH-vul, but they’re wrong. They’ve been saying it wrong for years. Sad!”

The prize, which Trump will award to himself at next month’s ceremony at the Trump International Golf Club West Palm Beach, will be funded entirely by his $Trump meme coin cryptocurrency—the same digital token that recently lost 90% of its value.

“The crypto is doing great, actually. Tremendous. Better than Bitcoin,” Trump insisted. “We’re using it to fund the KNOW-VEL Peace Prize because it’s American, it’s innovative, and frankly, the coin needs, no, deserves attention—I mean, it’s a perfect match, really.”

The $1.2 million cash award will be paid in $Trump tokens, which Trump assured “are going to go to the moon any day now.”

Trump’s self-nomination cited his record of “ending eight, maybe nine, possibly twelve conflicts—more than anyone in history, probably.” When asked about María Corina Machado, who won the actual Nobel Peace Prize while hiding from Venezuelan authorities, Trump replied, “Never heard of her. Is she popular? What are her ratings?”

The Novel Peace Prize medal features Trump’s profile on both sides. “We tried to fit my accomplishments on the back, but there wasn’t enough room,” Trump explained.

Trump concluded: “This is going to be bigger than the Nobel—excuse me, the No-BEL Peace Prize. They’re in Norway, which is nice, I’ve been there, but have they created a new prize? A NOVEL prize? We have. It’s KNOW-VEL. Two syllables. Very important. Believe me, you’re going to be hearing a lot about the beautiful KNOW-VEL Peace Prize. A lot.”

Applications for the 2026 Novel Peace Prize are available on Truth Social for 500 $Trump tokens, current value: $3.47.

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