9/14/2023 Washington D.C. – In an unprecedented move, President Joe Biden has ordered the installation of a new impeachment confessional booth inside the White House. The cozy space allows Biden to casually confess the political sins and misconduct he may or may not have committed.

“With how common impeachment proceedings have become, I thought it would be handy to have a confessional right here in the Oval Office,” Biden explained. “This way I can just pop in for a quick chat whenever I feel guilty about something.”

Biden reasoned that all presidents need a safe space to openly discuss any alleged abuses of power, obstruction, or collaboration with foreign governments.

“It’s theraputic to get it off your chest,” said a relaxed Biden after his first booth session. “I highly recommend it for stress relief during difficult political times.”

Capitol Hill priests have been designated to periodically occupy the booth, since impeachment is fundamentally a political process rather than a religious sacrament.

Praising the convenience, Biden suggested installing additional impeachment confessional booths on Air Force One.

“That way I can reflect on my sins both at home and abroad,” he remarked. “Plus the ambiance of whispering your wrongdoings behind a screen really sets the mood.”

Biden has encouraged White House staff and politicians on both sides of the aisle to utilize the booth. For now, it remains to be seen if any confessed misconduct will make its way to the House Judiciary Committee.

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