9/8/2023 Pawtucket, RI – Area husband Brett Landry found himself in hot water last night after he allegedly slept through his wife Jenny’s favorite HGTV programming only to perk up when she was ready for bed.

“He passed out on the couch and started snoring halfway through an epic 4 hour Home Town binge,” said Jenny. “But then as soon as I put on my silk pajamas, he woke up like a hound dog ready to go huntin’.”

Brett claims he was simply resting his eyes during episodes of Home Town, but his chronic napping habits betrayed his true feelings.

“I can’t help it if those shows are boring. They start to sound the same after a while with all the open concept this and modern farmhouse style that,” said Brett defensively.

But Brett’s selective hearing reached new lows when he pretended to be wide awake for the last episode only to prove utterly clueless about the episode minutes later when Jenny asked a few questions about it Brett couldn’t answer.

Jenny reported giving him an earful about respecting her “me time” before relenting and letting him join her in the bedroom – but only after making him watch a very special episode of Property Virgins as punishment.

“I think he got the message loud and clear,” remarked Jenny. “The next time I cue up an epic ‘Say Yes to the Nest’ marathon, he better have his eyes glued to the screen, or he can forget about any action between these 800 thread count sheets.”

BY BS

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