8/26/2023 Houston – NASA scientists announced recently the discovery of a bizarre question-mark-shaped structure in images from the James Webb Space Telescope. The structure, located in a remote region of space, appears to be transmitting an audible message that initially left researchers scratching their heads. The structure can be seen to the right of the white arrow in the larger view of space seen below and more easily seen in the zoomed in picture on the right.

“When we first picked up the signal, it just sounded like random noise,” said NASA astrophysicist Dr. Jane Smith. “But when we ran it through our decryption software, the message became clear – it was simply the phrase ‘WTF’ repeated over and over.”

While the origin of the structure and signal remain unknown, scientists believe it may be some kind of alien communication device. Many theorize it was created by an advanced extraterrestrial civilization attempting to make contact with other lifeforms. However, the content of the message suggests they may be just as confused by humans as we are by them.

“Clearly the aliens constructed this device to send a message about the state of affairs on our planet,” Dr. Smith explained. “By transmitting the letters ‘WTF,’ they seem to be expressing disbelief or disapproval of humanity’s failures to address major issues like climate change, pollution, and global conflict. It’s as if they’re saying, ‘what the heck are you guys doing down there?’”

Some scientists postulate that the aliens may have intercepted satellite signals or other data that revealed the dire situation on Earth, from rapidly melting ice caps to nuclear buildups among nations. Whatever the cause, the extraterrestrial message implies grave concern about the future of mankind if they do not change course.

While debate continues about the true meaning behind the message, NASA admins have chosen to take an optimistic view.

“We see this as a warning sign, but also a message of hope – a chance for humanity to come together and create real change,” said NASA director Robert Dalton. “With ongoing global crises, we can’t afford to ignore messages from the heavens above. The time is now to ask ourselves, what the heck are we doing and work to make this world a better place for all.”

Dalton added that he remains hopeful further study of the structure and signals could lead to a direct line of communication with the aliens. NASA plans to beam back messages of peace, welcoming the distant civilization to exchange knowledge and ideas.

“Just think – this could be our chance to turn things around,” Dalton said. “Together, maybe we can send a message of progress back to the stars.”

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Photo Credits: James Webb Space Telescope