8/3/2023 OTTAWA – A shocking leak of classified Canadian government documents has revealed a years-long secret project to construct a massive wall along the U.S. border aimed at keeping Americans from illegally entering Canada.

Dubbed “Operation Hoser Halt,” the classified plans outline construction of a 30-foot high, 300-mile long concrete wall blocked with sophisticated monitoring technology and guarded security stations.

According to the internal memos, Canada approved the clandestine $3.2 billion project out of growing fears that turmoil in America could eventually drive a flood of refugees northward.

“With their crumbling healthcare system, rising civil unrest, uncontrolled gun violence, and erratic leadership, we felt it was only a matter of time before the dam burst with Americans fleeing en masse,” said the report. “We must buttress our borders by any means necessary, even if the deluded Yanks don’t see it coming.”

The leaked documents also reveal the covert formation of an elite 300-member security unit dubbed the “Royal Canadian Goose Brigade” specially trained to chase, tackle, and detain any unauthorized American intruders.

So far, construction on what officials refer to as “the Great White Wall” has remained largely undetected, disguised as numerous Tim Hortons restaurant franchises erected along the border.

In the wake of the bombshell leak, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has faced backlash from civil groups who argue that he should be welcoming influxes of asylum-seeking Americans rather than walling them off in a time of need.

Nonetheless, Trudeau defended the secretive project, arguing that Canada’s politeness and hospitality have limits: “To preserve our sacred syrup reserves and ice rinks, we simply can’t have droves of unruly, virus-ridden Americans storming across our borders,” stated Trudeau. “No more than 15 percent max, eh?”

BY BS

The Journalist BS