7/31/2023 Washington, D.C. – Hunter Biden has pulled yet another bewildering career change out of his bag of tricks. After brief stints as an artist, investment advisor and Ukrainian energy executive, Biden is now claiming to be an expert attorney.

“For my next trick, I will create the illusion that I am a highly competent and ethical lawyer,” Biden announced in a press conference today. “My qualifications? I have a law degree and my last name is Biden. What more could you need?”

Biden plans to open the firm “Biden & Associates” that will provide elite legal services to corporations and high-profile clients.

“With my powerful connections and copious amounts of creative thinking, I can make any legal problem disappear,” Biden explained. “My methods may seem unconventional, but trust me, I’m a master at sleight-of-hand and working the system. In addition, with my investment experience, I can make your money disappear into my pockets…I mean, grow tenfold overnight in order to pay for excessive legal fees.”

The president’s son has an impressive resume in trickery, from conjuring up qualifications out of thin air to making controversy around his business dealings vanish.

While critics have accused Biden of trying to cash in on his father’s presidency, he insists the new firm is based on expertise.

“I’m committed to serving my clients using innovative, results-driven legal strategies,” Biden stated as he made a bouquet of flowers appear from his sleeve.

Biden’s latest act will undoubtedly rake in big bucks from those seeking access to power. But whether it proves he has real legal skills remains to be seen.

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