7/27/2023 Seattle, WA – Coffee giant Starbucks has announced an out-of-this-world new drink inspired by UFOs. Dubbed the “Unidentified Frap,” the new frozen coffee concoction contains mysterious extraterrestrial-themed ingredients that Starbucks says will teleport your tastebuds to another dimension.

“We wanted to capture the obscurity around UFOs and unexplained phenomena,” said Starbucks spokesperson Stacey Cranberry. “The Unidentified Frap is our take on the mysteries of the cosmos, combining otherworldly flavors that will awe and mystify our customers.”

The striking indigo-colored drink contains pixie dust matcha, warped warp drive espresso, and whipped comet cream blended with enigmatic syrups and toppings. Cranberry says the ingredients are sourced from beyond our solar system and contain properties that defy explanation.

“Much like the UFO sightings, the flavors within the Unidentified Frap cannot be easily identified or rationalized,” she said. “We invite our customers to experience this one-of-a-kind drink and decide for themselves. It’s out of this world!”

The Unidentified Frap will appear on Starbucks menus for a limited time only in select markets. UFO enthusiasts say it’s a perfect drink to sip while reading the latest alien conspiracy theories or stargazing for flying saucers.

Skeptics note the new item is obviously just an attempt by Starbucks to capitalize on a trendy news topic. But Cranberry disagrees, saying, “The truth is out there – and so is the Unidentified Frap.”

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