5/31/2023 Hollywood – In a shocking twist of events, legendary actor Al Pacino has announced that he is expecting a child with his 29-year-old girlfriend Noor Alfallah. The 83-year-old star of The Godfather and Scarface said he was “thrilled and blessed” to become a father again, adding that he was “not too old for this shit”.

Sources close to Pacino claim that his decision to have another baby was motivated by his longtime rivalry with Robert DeNiro, who recently became a father for the seventh time at 79. The two actors, who have co-starred in several films, have been trying to outdo each other for decades, competing for roles, awards, and women.

“Al always felt like Bobby was one step ahead of him,” said a friend of Pacino. “He was jealous of his Oscar for Raging Bull, his friendship with Martin Scorsese, his marriage to Grace Hightower. He even tried to date Jennifer Lopez after Bobby did. But when he heard that Bobby had seven kids at 79, he thought: ‘That’s it. I’m going to show him who’s the real man here.’”

“You see, Bobby and I have always been trying to outdo each other in everything we do. Who can win more Oscars, who can date more models, who can make more money, who can play more gangsters. It’s all in good fun, of course, but I always wanted to have the upper hand. And when I heard that he had seven kids at 79, I thought to myself: ‘I can do better than that.’ So, at 83, I went ahead and knocked up my lovely girlfriend Noor. And let me tell you, she’s a firecracker in bed. She makes me feel young again.”

DeNiro, who is 79 years old and has starred with Pacino in several movies such as Heat and The Irishman, responded to the news with a mixture of disbelief and amusement. “Are you kidding me? Al is having another kid at his age? That’s insane. He must be out of his mind. Or maybe he’s just desperate to beat me at something. Well, good luck with that, pal. You’re gonna need it. Because I’m not done yet. I’m planning to have another kid myself. With Jennifer Lopez. Yeah, that’s right. J-Lo. She’s been texting me ever since we did that movie together. She wants me bad. And who can blame her? I’m Robert freaking DeNiro.”

Some people have praised Pacino for his vitality and courage, while others have criticized him for being irresponsible and selfish.

“Good for him,” said Meryl Streep, who co-starred with Pacino in The Devil Wears Prada. “He’s a great actor and a great person. He deserves to be happy. Age is just a number.”

“Bad for him,” said Jack Nicholson, who co-starred with Pacino in Hoffa. “He’s a crazy old fool. He should be ashamed of himself. Age is not just a number. It’s a reality.”

On social media, many users have expressed their opinions on Pacino’s baby news, using hashtags such as #PacinoBaby, #PacinoDaddy, and #PacinoWTF.

• “Al Pacino is having a baby at 83? Hoo-ah! That’s some stamina right there.”- @moviequote101
• “Robert DeNiro and Al Pacino are still competing with each other? That’s adorable. They should just get married already.” – @WeddingPlanner
• “Al Pacino and Robert DeNiro are legends. They can do whatever they want. They’re the greatest actors of all time. Respect.” – @OldieButGoodie
• “Al Pacino as Noor Alfallah’s sugar daddy. Ew. Gross.” – @moviefan456
• “Why? Just why?” – @moviehater789

Pacino’s impending fatherhood has sparked mixed reactions from the public and the Hollywood community. Who’s the next aged Oscar winner to announce they are expecting? Gene Hackman?

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