5/6/2023 – London, GB-ENG

In a stunning move, the coronation of the new king and queen will be held at the Golden Corral buffet restaurant, in what some are calling a “pared-down” ceremony.

“Given the current economic climate, we felt it was important to show that we are responsible and in touch with the people,” said a spokesperson for the royal family. “What better way to do that than to have the coronation at a family-friendly buffet restaurant?”

The decision to hold the coronation at the Golden Corral has raised eyebrows among some traditionalists, who argue that the event should be held in a more dignified setting.

“This is outrageous,” said one critic. “The coronation is a solemn event that should be held in a proper cathedral, not a buffet restaurant.”

Others, however, have praised the move as a sign of the monarchy’s willingness to adapt to changing times.

“I think it’s great that they’re doing this,” said one supporter. “It shows that they’re not above the people and that they’re willing to embrace a more casual, down-to-earth approach.”

As for what the coronation itself will look like, details are still being kept under wraps. However, it is rumored that the king and queen will be presented with their crowns at the buffet line, while guests enjoy a selection of Golden Corral’s signature dishes.

“It’s going to be a real feast for the senses,” said the spokesperson. “We’re expecting a lot of excitement and energy on the big day.”

By Akiva

The Journalist BS

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